This is what we call Deadlock.. :-)

*Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.



Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.



Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.



Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.



Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.



Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.



Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.



Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.



Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.



Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.



Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement*.

                                                             

Love Frog...

A beautiful, well endowed, young lady goes to her local pet store insearch of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a boxfull of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only Rs. 200 each! Money BackGuarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

"The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her andwhispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The manpackages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully.

"The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out theinstructions and reads them carefully. She does exactly what isspecified:

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you. Allow the frog tofollow its training.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at thispoint. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of thepaper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call thepet store.

"So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaintsearlier today. I'll be right over.

"Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes himin and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructionsand the damn thing just sits there.

"The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly intoits eyes and sternly says:

"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
                                                             

Arrested for laughing

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing...... She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why heacted in such a manner.His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.' The case was dismissed!                                                              

Humour- Story of different states in India

Scenario 1Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.You are in KolkataScenario
2Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walksOn.That's MumbaiScenario
3Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.That's DelhiScenario
4Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stallThat's Ahmedabad.Scenario
5Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.That's BangaloreScenario
6Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along andQuietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.That's Chennai.Scenario
7Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time n say tu ek min. ruk sale and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANASenario
8Two guys are fighting. One or the other gets half beaten to death fight ends.All watching.You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR