Punchlines- A must for all Husbands

Some punchlines which when said in an appropriate manner would do the wonders. Try them out and see the difference

You look wonderful!

Let me know if I can do anything to help or make you feel better.

Can I get you anything?

Maybe you should rest.

Take it easy/take a break.

Go for a walk.

You'll feel better soon.

Hang in there.

Once you get past this, things will be much better.

Just think of all the good things ahead.


                                                             

This is what we call Deadlock.. :-)

*Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.



Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.



Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.



Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.



Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.



Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.



Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.



Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.



Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.



Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.



Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement*.

                                                             

Email Forwards- A Thank to everyone

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005, 2006 and 2007.


Because of your kindness:


I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.


I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.


I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.


I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo.


I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.


When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.


I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)


My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.


Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

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