Short Love Story...Very Short Indeed

A true story.......

Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy:-I Love u

Girl:-I don't Love u

Boy:- Think again?

Girl:-I told u. No no & no

Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too..........                                                              

The Philosphy of Life- Enjoy Life Till The Last Moment

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Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't wastethem on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than anefficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended dailyallowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Sorry. Can't think of a single one. My philosophy is: No Pain........ Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetableoil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO!! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's thebest feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming : Woo Hoo, what a ride!                                                              

Fall in Markets- Will it continue

Dow is falling everyday and is dragging other indices down too. There is a fear of Yen carry trade alongside which is creating panic. But is this for real or its a momentary phase which needs to settle down. nifty/sensex is diligently following Dow even though think tankers feel that India should not be affected due to sub prime story.

One of the reality is that in down market big fund houses are making good purchase. Morgan stanley, merill lynch, citigroup bought shares worth Rs. 700+ crores last week and is leaving no opportunity to buy more and cheap.

Its good startegy to buy in panic and and big boys are making the maximum use of it.

A close above 4320 would be good sign for Nifty and we can see that demage is complete. Let the dust sttle down before Nifty start its majestic jorney again.