"The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her andwhispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The manpackages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully.
"The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out theinstructions and reads them carefully. She does exactly what isspecified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you. Allow the frog tofollow its training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at thispoint. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of thepaper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call thepet store.
"So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaintsearlier today. I'll be right over.
"Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes himin and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructionsand the damn thing just sits there.
"The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly intoits eyes and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"