An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino
and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude.'
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The
dealers stared at each other dumb founded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were
watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but
all men are men.
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