-Ali Baba and the forty thieves is now Ali Baba thirty thieves...10 were laid off!
-Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!!
-Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs?!!
-Women finally marrying for love! And not money!
-The only "deposits" being made on a Ferrari are the ones made by birds flying over them.
Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow
$10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America's third biggest lender.